Hey everyone, its about time i share with you my absolutely insane encounter!
Picture this: I’m out on my balcony when I notice something in the sky getting closer with each blink. Before I know it, an entire spaceship is descending right over my balcony!
Then, this guy hops out all grey skin, totally otherworldly.
At first, I was freaked out, but honestly, I was also quite excited!
Long story short: turns out he’s pretty chill, and oddly enough, doesn’t seem in a rush to get back to his home planet.
Fast forward to now, it’s been three months, and he’s still here! I’m actually considering to ask him for rent money cause he is being a lazy ass.
Anyway, that’s my totaly real and genuine story! What do you guys think? Should I start charging?
by -Trimz